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Postby madmax » Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:29 pm

Wasn't he a civil War Hero? Fought in a few big battles, as I recall......
Nice to name the board after him!
:D

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Postby RadianGuy » Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:47 pm

Could've been worse; it could've been named after Private Parts.
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Postby 96KING » Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:39 pm

RadianGuy said:

Corporal Punishmen

Colonel O'Korn? (groan)

General Mayhem? (now there's someone to put in charge of the Cybercaders!)


Major Payne

You should be ashamed of yourself...LOL


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As always
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Postby 96KING » Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:17 pm

What was the snow scene called in the Wizzard of OZ?














The Bilizzard of OZ...Bawhawhawhaw......
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Postby madmax » Tue Oct 31, 2006 4:29 pm

Shopping cart full of groceries rolls into a bar.

Bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

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Postby madmax » Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:51 pm

As posted elsewhere:
Two Cannibals were eating a Clown.
One Cannibal says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

Giggle On!

:lol:

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Postby madmax » Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:43 pm

Two Hydrogen atoms were talking.
One says "I think I lost an electron!"
The other one says "Are you sure?"
The first one replies "I'm positive."

Two parrots were sitting on a perch.
One asks the other "Do you smell fish?"


How are these, Blondie?

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Postby madmax » Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:57 pm

What do you call an Italian guy with a rubber toe?


Roberto!

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Postby madmax » Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:19 pm

So didja hear about the All Blonde Water Polo Team?
They were disqualified from the tournament when all their horses drowned!

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Postby Blondie » Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:22 pm

So I take it you're not supposed to use horses for water polo? LMAO!
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Postby madmax » Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:56 pm

A kleptomaniac had been caught shoplifting in a supermarket and had to appear in court, taking along her long-suffering husband for moral support.

The prosecution proved that the theft had taken place so the judge told her that, considering her record, he was forced to impose a jail term.. "This time you stole a can of tomatoes.? Let us suppose that there were six tomatoes in the can. Do you agree?" The woman agreed. "Then I sentence you to six nights in jail.

"The husband jumped to his feet, addressing the judge, "Your honor, may I approach the bench?"

"Well," said his honor, "this is somewhat unusual but I will make an exception in this case.? You may approach the bench."

The husband wasted no time getting there and, leaning forward, he said in a low voice, "She also stole a can of peas."

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Postby madmax » Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:07 pm

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals... She proudly
says, "Go ahead, and ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."

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Postby RadianGuy » Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:20 pm

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was assaulted.
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Postby madmax » Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:07 pm

Now we've got it going!
Let's keep this threas alive as the "Worst Jokes Ever" thread.
I qualify by my very existence! :D

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Postby RadianGuy » Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:55 pm

Rider 1: "My dog has no nose"

Rider 2: "How does he smell?"

Rider 1: "Terrible!"
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